My current celebrity crush

The FreeCreditReport.com guy is my latest pop culture obsession. And he has a website! It appears he’s a budding French actor and musician, and I believe he has a great future ahead of him, because his acting chops really shine in the way he makes you feel his pain at being forced by poor credit to take the demeaning job at the seafood shack. His heartbreak at the betrayal by the scheming girlfriend with the out-of-control credit card debt – leaving him no choice but to live in her father’s basement – is one of the more moving dramatic performances I’ve seen this year. I’d like to see him booked on “Inside the Actor’s Studio.” Or maybe he could get his own variety show…