A message my friend BBK sent my husband yesterday:

jon, you are a dear and I cannot thank you enough for loving and cherishing my oldest and dearest chum. You clearly adore her and have made her the happiest I have ever seen her, aside from a handful of times, but they involved (REDACTED BY KATIE ) so they don’t count. Anyway, my point is this, she is a fabulous lady, but there as some things she must never, ever be allowed to do, one is be in charge of giving you medications. Specifically, translating orders for medication. have E or J do it, or even the dog. Number two is be in charge of any sort of keys. I’ll make a list. Glad you are feeling better.

Yes, BBK knows me very, very well… And that’s actually quite excellent advice she just gave my husband (who seems to be recovered from his Benadryl overdose).