Comments on: Bad Google Voice

By: John

John — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:55:33 +0000

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By: Dave Prince

Dave Prince — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:13:54 +0000

Pity that googlevoicefail.com was picked up back in July by what appear to be speculators.

…or not. The whole “blah FAIL” thing can leave the cultural zeitgeist any time it feels like it, if you ask me.

By: Lynnster

Lynnster — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:34:29 +0000

All those kinds of programs HATE Southern accents. My old boss, the surgeon, tried out three different speech-to-text programs and the results were totally hilarious and completely unusable. The attempts with the medical jargon were particularly awful but even just a simple letter with no medical terms came out totally bizarre. I tried out some other speech-to-text a couple of years ago myself with pretty much the same horrific results.

BTW Katie, something’s hanging your page loading today… everything loads immediately but the blog content, that’s taking a little bit to finally show up.

By: Jenny B.

Jenny B. — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:16:46 +0000

Hmmm…Did you by chance get your car detailed to pick up the Armstrongs (as in DOOCE!) at the airport… Looking forward to heading more about that project!

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:47:21 +0000

And my personal favorite:

Hello that, but it’s God. Hello, Mister. Okay, call me back. Love you bye.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:46:53 +0000

Hey Catherine, this is not too. I’m thinking about having Thanksgiving for the gang on the 20 S, which is a Friday, so if I date before Thanksgiving so. But anyway, people will be in town still stop off on 18 months. Larry mother. Hey, so if you could stopping warranty did last year and. Anyway, let me know how to get it. Try to get a head count going alright. Bye bye.

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:55:29 +0000

Katie, have you seen http://www.textfromlastnight.com? This is like that only not for fraternity party attending college kids. Therefore making it much cleaner, but still as funny.

By: Mario

Mario — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:39:48 +0000

I’ve got one.

Or how will you seat ham on yesteryear after talking around postoffice trips. Fall you hate.