I’m not sure exactly what to think of the fact that the cat apparently finds my maternal hair washing skills lacking. I mean, I had just scrubbed the 5 year old’s noggin and put her to bed when not 5 minutes later I find Moses taking a second pass at the task by painstakingly licking every inch of C’s entire head.
And it’s not just that he’s second guessing me. He’s also totally, clearly judging me. See? See that disapproving gaze he’s casting back at me whilst taking a momentary break from his self-assigned chore?
Honestly, if the cat wants to feel all superior, he could make himself a lot more useful by sighing dramatically and rolling his eyes at me like that while he licks the damn kitchen floor clean. I can assure you that it’s far more genuinely and routinely filthy than my child’s hair.